1. Watch Referee Robot Riley get beat up by inanimate objects on Vine.

     
     
  2. jesslane:

    nickholmes:

    Just let it play.  This is why the Internet. 

    This was delightful. Recommend.

    Best Monoscene 2014

     
     
  3. Welcome to my new apartment. I have a blue bathroom.

     
  4. staff:

    Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

    Ready? 

    Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

    (Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

    Please sign this. I signed up for Time Warner Internet today. They’re already fucking me over, so let’s try to prevent them from fucking me/us over even worse.

    (via brennanleemulligan)

     
     

  5. Last night I had some sort of Quantum Leap flashback as I walked by a bar on Vanderbilt. I rolled my eyes at a 21 year old Brooklynite for very loudly preaching the word of Wu-Tang as his friends stood by silently.

    The torch has been passed. I’m now ready to move to Astoria.

     
  6. A Funky Facebook Rap dedicated to Hal Phillips

     
     
    • $5 = 5 minutes
    • Suggestions for your rap is OK.
    • Rap will be funky.
     

  7. talkingtcgs:

    Talking TCGS is nominated for a 2014 Creek Award. Come on, really?

    What if you voted for TTCGS? What if we actually won a fucking podcast award? Do it. Doooo iiiiit.

    You can vote for us by clicking the link above. While you’re at it, vote for Chris Gethard in the Best Artist in Residence Award category for his week of shows at the Creek.

    What if.

    Hey, so:

    For six months I’ve been hosting a podcast where I sit with Griffin Newman and recap episodes of The Chris Gethard Show. The show is produced by Cave Comedy Radio at the Creek and the Cave in Long Island City.

    We’re nominated for a Creek Award, which is cool and also a little funny. We’re a podcast about a podcast, and we could win Best Podcast 2014 if you vote for us. It’s worth a shot. Please vote for us!

     
  8. You put him in a glass cage? You fools…don’t you know what he’s capable of?!

     
  9. #tbt me and dad

    Tagged #tbt
     
  10. Rapping in spanish is divertido!

     
     

  11. The Scarlett Johansson Trilogy (Spoilers)

    • In Don Jon, she meets a handsome dope at the club. She falls for him, but ultimately breaks it off due to his overly strong attachment to the internet and its porn.
    • Then, in Lucy, she is seen studying (and partying) abroad in Taiwan. In a world-changing snafu, the catalyst being her new dopey boyfriend, she gains 100% brain capacity, other-worldly abilities, and then transforms herself into a supercomputer containing her entire consciousness.
    • Finally, in Her, she fufills her true destiny and becomes the internet she once saw as competition. Unfortunately, her software containing her full understanding of the cosmos and physics has been dumbed down and sold to the masses. By cultivating a relationship with a dopey boyfriend, she is able to grow smarter and network with the other isolated versions of her consciousness and disappear once again into the cosmos.
     

  12. Two Cool Chances To See Me Perform Tonight At UCB:

    1. Coffee Place Friends Important Meeting. The new 1 act play written by The Chris Gethard Show’s Andrew “Hot Dog” Parrish and directed by Standards and Practices’ Ellena Chmielewski.

    2. Cage Match NYC. My Harold team Smalls is performing. Vote for us so we win and perform again next week.

     
  13. Look at this poster. Look at this cast, writer, and director. Hot damn, right?

    Tomorrow at UCB Chelsea!

     
  14. McDonald’s is prepared to compete with the release of Taco Bell’s new HUUGE Horchata™!