Operating in Brooklyn.
Red hair. Sort of tall.
-I do comedy at the UCB Theatre in NYC, which is fun.
-My YouTube Page holds some videos I'm pretty fond of.
-My Twitter account belongs on most "essential following" lists.
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curtisretherford asked: I've never asked people to ask me questions via tumblr because I'm afraid that, if no one asked me a question, I'd cease to exist. What's it like to exist?
Existence is nice, because there are these cookies called Stroopwafels that also exist. Seek those out if you exist.
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johnztownsend asked: Were you to become a world famous comedic actor, do you think after two teen sex come you would want to branch out with. Dramatic role? How long would it take for you to complain about being typecast? What would your ideal dramatic role be? Man hooker? Man booker prize winning author?
JZT graduated from college two days ago.
I'm Answering Your Questions →
You wanna PLAY? Or is everyone too SCARED now that I disabled ANONYMOUS asking? You CHUMPS.
Let’s PLAY. CHUMPS.
You WORMS.
halphillips asked: I think Tumblr is working again. What is your favorite synonym for "butt"?
Ass.
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halphillips asked: What would the tagline be for your biopic?
“Uh, my eyes are down here.”
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Books: Still Reading ‘Em!
- Life by Keith Richards
- A Bad Idea I’m About To Do by Chris Gethard
- Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
- Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
- Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden
- The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep And Never Had To by DC Pierson
- Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Above is a list of the books I read in January through March. Since then, I have read:
- Veins by Drew. (Very weird and funny! Read it so we can discuss.)
- Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy (This is the only book I’ve read this year that wasn’t very much fun. Big disappointment considering how much I loved The Road)
- Bossypants by Tina Fey
I’m also accepting recommendations. Got any?
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O Boy B is cute!
Last night, in O Boy B’s set, I picked Riley up on my shoulders twice.Also, let us do your show in May. We are so fun!
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Per request of Vacation Jason, the greatest moment on TCGS history captured in gif form.
*For maximum effect, watch the gif while listening to “Get Back” by Ludacris.
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Perhaps The Hintmaster flew a little too close to the sun this week, and he paid the ultimate price.
Never trust / always trust the Human Fish.
The last photo makes me think I’m a deposed war lord.
I’m beginning to worry that last night was my highpoint.
I talked with my mom this morning about last night’s episode of TCGS. She really liked the Hintmaster was genuinely sad that he had to die (sorry for spoilers!). She then elaborated by saying possibly the best thing ever: “If everyone was killed after having a bipolar meltdown, would any of us be left?”
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Paperback edition includes a chapter on the haunted luaus of Snake Island.
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