February 2009
6 posts
My mom has the funniest dreams. I’ll let you know every once in a while if she tells me about a really good one. Every time I speak to her on the phone and she says “So I had this dream last night,” my instinct is to run to the nearest piece of paper and jot down whatever she says next.
I just got off the phone with her, and here’s the gist of her latest dream:
She was on...
http://twitter.com/robotriley →
I started a twitter account. I have no idea why. I believe many people start twitter accounts without knowing why.
Go to Huffington Post right now. My mind is blown at the number of bizarre headlines on the front page. My dreams have come true and The Onion has become real. Here’s a list of the headlines that caught my attention:
-WATCH: Mika Brzezinski Interviews Senator Webb With Baby On Her Lap
-Bill Gates Frees Swarm of Mosquitoes on Audience
-LISTEN: Etta James Slams Beyonce: “Gonna Get Her...