January 2010
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“How come nobody told me this bar has a Star Trek pinball machine!?”
– Riley Soloner, just when he thought the night couldn’t get any better.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
I just want to say
that I love my mom so much. She called me this morning and asked about a large chunk of money missing from my bank account. I told her that I finally signed up for Sketch Writing 101 at UCB, and in all honesty, she gasped and said “oh, that is great!” Happy days.
Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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November and December 2009
November (Chronological) Eastern Promises The Girlfriend Experience The Room I Love You, Man Tyson Groundhog Day Best movie I had never seen before: Eastern Promises Best movie I had already seen: Groundhog Day Most pleasant surprise: The Room Biggest disappointment: Tyson Worst movie: The Room (Still, one of the best movie watching experiences all year.) Movie that...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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rickyv: SNL- “Riley” Well! This is it for me, folks.
Jan 17th
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benjaminapple: Gift Receipt on Funny or Die - please reblog and vote up if you like it! Featuring myself and Rob Stern, camera work by Veronica Osorio. We shot at Hamlet’s Vintage on Bleecker. This was only the second time I’ve had to get permission to use a location. I’m generally pessimistic about my chances of clearing shoots with owners because they tend get all antsy about cameras, but...
Jan 16th
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Anonymous asked: I asked this already over on the formspring, but I'll give'r a second shot. I'm visiting NYC for a week, I've been once before for the touristy crap...is there anything you would recommend as must-do while in New York.
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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schwartzica asked: What shoes do you wear that make you look like a cartoon character? Blazers? Also, is your signature a dinosaur?
Jan 14th
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ROBOT RILEY! - Episode 104
podawful: Things get ridiculo with our first guest, internet video superstar, ROBOT RILEY! Learn Riley’s past, his favorite words, and the secret of Andrew W.K.  Oobie doobie! ENHANCED PODCAST Here’s a podcast interview with me. It was fun!
Jan 14th
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Anonymous asked: Why don't you just go back to formspring?
Jan 13th
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Dreams do come true.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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September and October 2009
September (Chronological) Welcome to the Dollhouse My Neighbor Totoro Magnolia Almost Famous Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist Big Man Japan Annie Hall Best movie I had never seen before: Annie Hall Best movie I had already seen: Almost Famous Most pleasant surprise: Welcome to the Dollhouse Biggest disappointment: Big Man Japan Worst movie: Nick and Norah’s...
Jan 12th
Good Dream.
I don’t remember my dreams very often. So when I’m cooking up a really vivid one, especially if it’s super bizarre, I get excited! This morning’s dream was a doozy. So I’m a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune. But instead of playing on the real set in a TV studio, I’m playing some kind of homemade party version with an elaborate cardboard wheel (The words and...
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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July And August 2009
July (chronological) The Machine Girl The Royal Tenenbaums Finishing the Game Zodiac Bruno Pineapple Express Forgetting Sarah Marshall A Christmas Story Word Wars Gran Torino Visioneers Best movie I had never seen before: Zodiac Best movie I had already seen: The Royal Tenenbaums Most pleasant surprise: Gran Torino Biggest disappointment: Visioneers Worst...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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June 2009
(Chronological) Star Trek: First Contact WALL-E You Don’t Mess With The Zohan Super High Me Gladiator An American Carol Talk To Me The Buddy Holly Story Good Bye, Lenin! Confessions of a Superhero The Hangover The 36th Chamber of Shaolin Best movie I had never seen before: Gladiator Best movie I had already seen: WALL-E Most pleasant surprise: Talk To Me ...
Jan 9th
Anonymous asked: why are you so cute? :>
Jan 7th
buzzrawr asked: how often do you visit san fran?
Jan 7th
http://robotriley.tumblr.com/ask →
Alright, me too. Fine. (Even though I kinda like formspring more.)
Jan 6th
I love Mad Men. Just watched this episode.
Jan 6th
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May 2009
(Chronological) American Psycho Let the Right One In Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Twelve Monkeys The Wrestler Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Bigger Stronger Faster* Hamlet 2 Special Star Trek Casino Love and Death Star Trek Terminator Salvation Dazed and Confused Raising Victor Vargas Up Hancock Best movie I had never seen before: Three way tie!!! Star Trek, Up, and...
Jan 2nd
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April 2009
(Chronological) Synecdoche, New York Richard Pryor: Live in Concert Bamboozled Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Orgazmo Coal Miner’s Daughter Following Buffalo ‘66 The Iron Giant Bottle Rocket B.I.K.E. Marley and Me The Hammer Requiem for a Dream Shaolin & Wu Tang Best movie I had never seen before: Synecdoche, New York Best movie I had already...
Jan 2nd
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March 2009
(Chronological) Pan’s Labyrinth Superbad Broken Flowers Mystery Team Tropic Thunder Watchmen Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Cast Away 25th Hour Brazil Too Tough To Die: A Tribute to Johnny Ramone Best movie I had never seen before: Mystery Team Best movie I had already seen: Superbad Most pleasant surprise: 25th Hour Biggest disappointment: Watchmen Worst movie:...
Jan 2nd
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February 2009
(Chronological) The Boondock Saints The Shawshank Redemption A Scanner Darkly Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Gangs of New York The Foot Fist Way Best movie I had never seen before: The Shawshank Redemption Best movie I had already seen: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Most pleasant surprise: The Foot Fist Way Biggest disappointment: The Boondock Saints Worst movie: A Scanner Darkly Movie that more...
Jan 1st
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Riley's January 2009 in movies.
(Chronological) Death Proof Zack and Miri Make a Porno Who Framed Roger Rabbit That Thing You Do! Ratatouille Sling Blade Duck Soup Swingers Full Metal Jacket Man On Wire Infamy Blade Runner: The Final Cut Next Persepolis Best movie I had never seen before: Man on Wire Best movie I had already seen: Who Framed Roger Rabbit Most pleasant surprise: Duck Soup Biggest...
Jan 1st