December 2010
50 posts
My Favorite Bit
me: there will be more UCB parties
Tom: well, whatever. neither of us will be there anyway so how fun could it be? fuck that noise
me: right, seeing is how we're still the two coolest guys at UCB
Tom: yea man. i feel bad for everyone going. its gonna be such a buzzkill when they get there and see we didnt show
me: We should send some signed 8x10s to hand out
Tom: yea thats a good idea. 8 dollars a pop? holiday discount
me: sure. gotta get with the giving spirit
Tom: dats what im sayin
jimjamgoesblogging asked: Have you been asked to form your dream team? Including yourself, make an 8 person improv team (performers you'd love to perform with, people you have performed with, people you think would compliment you...etc) and for the hell of it, name the team.
halphillips asked: If you could pick just one book/movie/album/comic/tv episode that you'd like everyone to watch/read/listen to, what would it be?
Not necessarily your favorite. But the one you want the most people to check out. The one you think everybody would like.
Not necessarily your favorite. But the one you want the most people to check out. The one you think everybody would like.
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"Thank You For Everything, I Have No Complaints...
I wrote out a huge post about my traveling woes, canceled flights, re-re-rescheduling flights, missing the UCB NYE party, and all that mess n’ stress. But it made me feel like crap to write it all out and read it over, plus everyone else is going through the same thing. My story isn’t remarkable one way or the other. It’s just some bad luck. So instead, I’ll just remind...
After dismissing and avoiding the music of...
I can fill in the blank with the groups The Cataracs and Das Racist. Life’s weird sometimes.
Holiday Challenge
Step 1: Put on The Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs while your mom drives you through the town where you grew up.
Step 2: Try not to have a dumb fight about nothing.
My mom and I made it to about two minutes into the first track. My bad. I love my mom.
The Chris Gethard Show Cross Country Adventure by... →
spolikeluzhate:
8 hours left to donate. Every little bit will keep us from murdering each other. Riley will probably go first.
As long as DeMuth captures my death and the video ends with the little guitar riff at the end of Gethard Show videos, then fine.
I Found A Box Full Of Old Family Photographs
When I get back to Brooklyn I’m going to have a major scanning session and you’re going to flip.
stacydoeseverything asked: Is your computer in your closet?
Anonymous asked: What's the worst kind of day to have?
Anonymous asked: You're one of the coolest dudes I know, and I wish we were better friends. I think a negative experience with a weird friend of mine started us on the wrong foot. This is an odd drunk confession. In a way, I'm jealous of your likability. Bottom line, you're a real cool dude, Riley, let's hang out.
Anonymous asked: What part of your road trip with Gethard are you most excited about?
halphillips asked: What do you think your 10-year-old self would think of the person you are today?
Anonymous asked: If you can have one mechanical part, what would it be?
joestanton asked: You seem like a pretty confident, self-assured guy. Am I wrong in that? Do you have any crazy fears/anxieties?
grayfolded asked: What's up
I get recognized on the street more often for...
What does this mean? Well, a couple of things:
a) I’m a good pizza guy.
b) Next year, I must do even more comedy.
WatchI have watched this project come together for almost ten years. And tonight, I finally have the chance to see the movie in its entirety! I don’t know when or if it’s coming to New York again, so go see it tomorrow at IFC!
Those Garageband piano lessons actually work! I...
schwartzica asked: I hate to detract from Love Line with Dr. Professor Riley, but for some reason now seems like a good time to tell you that a couple of years ago I was driving with my friend during an ice storm at like 2am, and we just kept quoting your videos to each other to stay awake. So thank you for keeping us from dying in a fiery wreck.
Anonymous asked: Can robots love?
Robot Riley Soloner’s Official Address to Secret...
ANY PERSON(S) CAUGHT ‘LIKING’ A TUMBLR POST CONTAINING CONTENT ON SECRET ADMIRATION/ROBOT RILEY SOLONER’S LOVE LIFE WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF SUSPECTS.
I have eyes………….EYES! And they see.
There can’t be a worse way to try and score a date on the internet. 2011 here I come!
Anonymous asked: I am willing to fight that other anon for you.
Anonymous asked: I think I might be in love with you... bye
