Operating in Brooklyn.
Red hair. Sort of tall.
-I do comedy at the UCB Theatre in NYC, which is fun.
-My YouTube Page holds some videos I'm pretty fond of.
-My Twitter account belongs on most "essential following" lists.
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Vacation Jason at School Night
March 14, 2012
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I just remembered that Wonder Showzen was constantly hilarious.
[Video starts about 5 seconds after you press play.]
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All praises due to Karin for her CollegeHumor/Jest on-camera debut, [See Here, on the Mr. Crime Gazette.] But I made MY CollegeHumor/Jest on-camera debut almost a month ago with no fanfare. Thanks Mr. Crime for NOTICING. NOT.
I’M THE STAR OF THIS VIDEO IF YOU CAN’T TELL.
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New Team Podcast Episode 8: Mitchell Stephen Fesh
Here’s a terrific story. A good friend’s journey to New York and the UCB Theatre. I feel lucky to have seen it happen.
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Two more external HD questions.
Should I buy a time capsule or a G-Tech?
Can I use Time Machine with a G-Tech? Or only with an Apple Time Capsule?
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All My Friends Are STILL Dead: THE GIVEAWAY!
All My Friends Are Dead now has a SEQUEL! It’s called All My Friends Are STILL Dead and it just came out a few days ago. To celebrate, we’re doing a giveaway. Here’s what you’ll get:
- One signed copy of All My Friends Are Dead
- One signed copy of All My Friends Are STILL Dead
- One dinosaur toy
- One All My Friends Are Dead t-shirt (printed on American Apparel, sizes and colors listed here)
- One set of All My Friends Are Still Dead TEMPORARY TATTOOS!!!
- One nice note from Avery and Jory, the authors
This is over $60 of awesome stuff, and some priceless stuff, too. ALL FREE FOR YOU! So what do you have to do to win it?
Just REBLOG THIS POST and DO NOT ERASE ANY TEXT. It’s as easy as that.
The contest will go until March 31st, and then I’ll randomly select THREE WINNERS from the list of rebloggers. That’s right: YOU’VE GOT THREE CHANCES TO WIN. So click REBLOG and enjoy All My Friends Are Still Dead.
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THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST OF COMEDY
The following animals are at risk of having their inherent humor permanently eradicated from the world of comedy due to overuse. Please spread the word and keep this list in your comedy writing files to help maintain a natural balance in the comedy ecosystem.
THE TEN MOST CRITICALLY ENDANGERED ANIMALS
- Bears
- Bees
- Monkeys
- Sharks
- Snakes
- Chickens
- Cows
- Cats
- Dogs
- Babies
Please help spread the word. And the next time you need to liven up that sketch, don’t just write in a bear or a swarm of bees because you can. At this rate, there may not be any bee jokes left for our children. So bee safe, bee responsible. (Now: that just there was a pun, not straight up mention of bees for laughs. Base-level puns don’t harm animals on the endangered list. They do, however harm my reputation as a comedy writer.)
It’s a future and a notion that I simply can’t bear. (Again! Bad puns are fine.)
Oh shit I can’t finish this blog post because there’s a bear in my room! AHHH BEARS! (Now, see right there? That’s a no-no.)
Thank you for reading and spreading the word. At this time, there are plans in place to gather information and assemble a list of comedy’s ten most endangered fictional species. All that is certain at this point is that the once-mighty Unicorns have been beaten within an inch of their lives in an act of brutality that mirrors the deaths of their non-magical equine cousins.
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averymonsen asked: Would you rather be happy and uninteresting or vice versa?
I THINK DEEP DOWN PART OF ME (AND ALL CREATIVE PEOPLE, GOD I AM AN ASSHOLE) ARE HAPPY OR AT LEAST MOTIVATED DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY’RE NOT SATISFIED WITH THEIR CURRENT STATE AND THEREFORE MUST PUSH THEMSELVES/SEEK FURTHER IN SOME WAY.
SO IN CONCLUSION I WOULD NOT TRADE MY NEUROSES FOR UNBRIDLED, UNCOMPROMISING, BORING HAPPINESS. BECAUSE MY NEUROSES IS THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE PIT OF SO MUCH OF MY HAPPINESS.
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Anonymous asked: Drink of choice?
Whiskey+Soda, Whiskey+Ginger Ale, Six Point Sweet Action, and then maybe a Greyhound every once in awhile. I like shitty beer. I’m currently all wiggly on Bud Light right now.
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halphillips asked: What's the greatest thing you can yell in someone's face during the middle of a fight?
GIVE UP NOW
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Other than that, I made huge kick drums out of a rat’s heartbeat, a snare drum out of the sound of me being painfully electrocuted, and an 808 type sub-bass from the guttural humming of an 86-yr old, fully tattooed man with emphysema.
HOT SUGAR.
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Anonymous asked: Did you ever make out with anyone after that one Chris Gethard show? People were rooting for you.
Yes. It was a weird cab ride over to the show.
I got there right after the show ended. Like the second.
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