Go to Huffington Post right now. My mind is blown at the number of bizarre headlines on the front page. My dreams have come true and The Onion has become real. Here’s a list of the headlines that caught my attention:
-WATCH: Mika Brzezinski Interviews Senator Webb With Baby On Her Lap
-Bill Gates Frees Swarm of Mosquitoes on Audience
-LISTEN: Etta James Slams Beyonce: “Gonna Get Her A** Whooped”
-Demetri Martin On His New Show, His Beatle-y Haircut, And Transcedentalism
-NYC Officials Reveal Source Of Maple Syrup Smell Enveloping The City
-Discovered: Ancient Snake Longer Than A City Bus, Weighing Over 2,500 Pounds
-Reporter Jumps Ropeline To Try And Get Obama’s Autograph
These are all real. Good news day.
