///Robot Riley///

STAND UP AND SHOUT

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:33:18 -0400

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STAND UP AND SHOUT

I've never asked people to ask me questions via tumblr because I'm afraid that, if no one asked me a question, I'd cease to exist. What's it like to exist?

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:46:57 -0400

Existence is nice, because there are these cookies called Stroopwafels that also exist. Seek those out if you exist.

Were you to become a world famous comedic actor, do you think after two teen sex come you would want to branch out with. Dramatic role? How long would it take for you to complain about being typecast? What would your ideal dramatic role be? Man hooker? Man booker prize winning author?

Mon, 21 May 2012 18:16:37 -0400

JZT graduated from college two days ago.

I'm Answering Your Questions

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:36:59 -0400

I'm Answering Your Questions:

You wanna PLAY? Or is everyone too SCARED now that I disabled ANONYMOUS asking? You CHUMPS.

Let’s PLAY. CHUMPS.

You WORMS.

I think Tumblr is working again. What is your favorite synonym for "butt"?

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:33:17 -0400

Ass.

What would the tagline be for your biopic?

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:36:58 -0400

“Uh, my eyes are down here.”

Books: Still Reading 'Em!

Mon, 14 May 2012 16:42:00 -0400

Life by Keith Richards
A Bad Idea I’m About To Do by Chris Gethard
Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden
The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep And Never Had To by DC Pierson
Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Above is a list of the books I read in January through March. Since then, I have read:

Veins by Drew. (Very weird and funny! Read it so we can discuss.)
Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy (This is the only book I’ve read this year that wasn’t very much fun. Big disappointment considering how much I loved The Road)
Bossypants by Tina Fey

I’m also accepting recommendations. Got any?

yourfriendmitch: O Boy B is cute! Last night, in O Boy B’s set,...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:20:30 -0400

yourfriendmitch:

O Boy B is cute!

Last night, in O Boy B’s set, I picked Riley up on my shoulders twice.

Also, let us do your show in May. We are so fun!

SPOILER ALERT: Here’s how my newest sketch ends.

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:09:54 -0400

SPOILER ALERT: Here’s how my newest sketch ends.

coffeeshortage: Per request of Vacation Jason, the greatest...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:01:43 -0400

coffeeshortage:

Per request of Vacation Jason, the greatest moment on TCGS history captured in gif form.

*For maximum effect, watch the gif while listening to “Get Back” by Ludacris.

drujohnston: patbaer: fuckyeahtcgs: Perhaps The Hintmaster...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:10:07 -0400

drujohnston:

patbaer:

fuckyeahtcgs:

Perhaps The Hintmaster flew a little too close to the sun this week, and he paid the ultimate price.

Never trust / always trust the Human Fish.

The last photo makes me think I’m a deposed war lord.

I’m beginning to worry that last night was my highpoint.

I talked with my mom this morning about last night’s episode of TCGS. She really liked the Hintmaster was genuinely sad that he had to die (sorry for spoilers!). She then elaborated by saying possibly the best thing ever: “If everyone was killed after having a bipolar meltdown, would any of us be left?”

¡ESPANTO!

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 12:22:46 -0400

¡ESPANTO!

TWE-TWE-TWENTYSIXTEEN

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:55:54 -0400

TWE-TWE-TWENTYSIXTEEN

averymonsen: RE: The Chris Gethard Show Paperback edition...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:35:28 -0400

averymonsen:

RE: The Chris Gethard Show

Paperback edition includes a chapter on the haunted luaus of Snake Island.

Jimmy Buffet?! THIS IS A HUGE HONOR! Man I hope he likes it.

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 13:49:02 -0400

Jimmy Buffet?! THIS IS A HUGE HONOR!

Man I hope he likes it.

A Good Vacation I’m About To Go On by Vacation Jason. If...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:55:20 -0400

A Good Vacation I’m About To Go On by Vacation Jason.

If you watched The Chris Gethard Show last night, you saw Vacation Jason break the news that he is coming out with his first book!

I’ve had the privilege of reading a couple early drafts and I’m thrilled to finally get the OK to tell everyone that this is one hell of a read. It’s funny, original, and heartfelt. He’ll never admit to working a day in his life, but it’s obvious that he put a lot of time, effort, and hard work into this. Can’t recommend it enough. Pre-order and spread the word!

I really really needed that haircut.

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:12:35 -0400

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I really really needed that haircut.

I Read A Lot More Than I Used To

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:42:13 -0400

This year I have started carrying a book with me almost always. As soon as I finish one, I have to pick up a new one. Last year I might have read four or five books total. So far in 2012, I have read these books:

Life by Keith Richards
A Bad Idea I’m About To Do by Chris Gethard
Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden
The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep And Never Had To by DC Pierson
Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Books are great! I like all of these.

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:42:17 -0400

KANE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE WWE SUPERSTARS.

CHOKESLAMMMM

Did you think you'd be married by now?

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:10:00 -0400

When I was in 1st grade I thought that my (then) 19 year old brother was 60.

So yeah?